d% Opening
00-10 5 Pool Note dilation
-20 +10 Pool +Encouragement
-40 +5 Pool +Suggest squats
-50 +5 Pool +Warm water
-70 +10 Pool +Even pressure over legs
-99 +10 Pool +10-second push & release.
LABOR: Take turns. Roll d%. Choose:
SUBTRACT or ADD roll to Labor Pool;
role play generated
Pool±d% CERVIXAL ENCOUNTER
x00-x10 Dies (exhaustion). Posthumous BIRTH.
x12-x21 Has convulsions. -30 Pool.
x23-x32 Everyone's breathing.
x34-x43 Moans become screaming.
x45-x54 d10 Requesting:
0-3 calories, walk, kiss, blanket
4-7 singing, past, fairy tale, or magic trick
8-9 more light, view outside.
x56-x65 Umbilical cord wrapped around fetal neck; add d10 to AFTERBIRTH.
x67-x76 Eye contact and thanks.
x78-x87 Nearby [_(corpse)_(wheezes)_].
x89-x98 Spellbinding uterus: next round, skip turn (you pass out).
xDouble values
BIRTH: gooey pumpkin non-player character unwombs.
xTriple values
MULTI-BIRTH: 111=chimera, 333=triplets, etc.
Negative values
STILLBIRTH
d10: EVEN/0 girl ODD/1 boy
/2-9 domale, remale, mimale, famale,
somale, lamale, timale, dómale.
11+ alien #6d16 hexadecimal-colored
Unlocks Interplanetary Midwifery.
AFTERBIRTH
Placenta ejection in 4d10 minutes.
If over 35 minutes: placenta retained leading to death by blood loss.
Add infant to inventory, roster, or photolist.
Thanks+Facts
Wikipedians of a stellar Childbirth page wikipedia.org/wiki/Childbirth
UWisconsin-Whitewater Engender Games Group Lab ardeaarts.org/birthBeta/
Liza Adele youtube.com/watch?v=jOtdOwz_T3I&TITLE=I-Pulled-Out-My-Baby!?!
Schwa Kyle (me!) More me: tokensfortalkers.tumblr.com/post/188234358060
Birth-trope curators tvtropes.org/Main/MaternityCrisis#TropeUses=Like100
WHO who.int/iris/bitstream/handle/10665/44145/9789241546669_4_eng.pdf