10+ players, any gender. SETTING: Maze, dim, club music. Draw a random pregenerated man card for your character. Display the TRAITS side to other men. EXAMPLE: TRAITS Height: Average Build: Heavyset Fitness: Athletic Age: Old Dick: Hung Body Hair: Smooth Foreskin: Uncut DESIRES Likes: Short, Hairy, Micropenis, Heavyset Dislikes: Young, Tall, Ripped, Cut Fetishes: Spanking, Toys Deal-breakers: Smoking, Piercings Find men with traits matching your likes. Use body language to communicate interest. Positive: smile, proximity, eye contact. Negative: sneer, distance, open palm. No touching. Ask "Wanna fuck?" to have an ENCOUNTER and earn SATISFACTION. Each man gains +/-1 satisfaction per liked/disliked trait. Each man may suggest fetishes, e.g. "Wanna spank me?" You take +2 if he agrees. You take -1 if you agree to his fetish. Either man can REJECT an unsatisfying encounter, ending it. No satisfaction is gained. If he suggests a deal-breaker, automatically reject. -1 for both men. You may ORGASM once for x2 satisfaction for that encounter, but -1 on future encounters. When you agree on fetishes (if any) and calculate satisfaction, the encounter ends. After 5 encounters, discard that character. Draw a new card. Try again. The character with the most satisfaction wins.
This game attempts to be a simulation except in one regard: race is not a trait, a preference, a fetish, or a deal-breaker. In this way, it is idealistic. Thanks to beta readers Sharang Biswas, Jon Cole, Julian Hyde, & Peregrin Lorimer.