You need: - a six-sided die - some paper - something to write with One player is THE PLAYER & the other is ALFRED ROANOKE. PLAYER You are a dumb hit man. Your partner is Alfred Roanoke. His job is to teach you the ropes & keep you from hurting yourself. You have 3 skills: Neck Hug, Dumb Luck, & Looky Here. Distribute 6 points between the 3 skills. ALFRED ROANOKE You are in charge because your boss Parker partnered you with this here fool & told you to teach him the ropes. Oh Lordy Lordy. You have 2 skills: Oh Hell No & Roof Toss. Distribute 5 points between the 2 skills. MECHANIC Roll over stats for success. Whenever THE PLAYER wants to do something, roll the stat ALFRED ROANOKE says. ALFRED ROANOKE can help a fail (Roof Toss) or stop a success (Oh Hell No). GAMEPLAY You are in St. Louis, Missouri, circa 1993. Tell the story of what happens in one of the following scenarios or make up your own: - Mickey Two-Hats is eating pancakes at Dohack's. - We gotta repo this here '87 Toyota MR-2. - Little Charlie Gatz got the inside scoop. - Parker says Runt Kirkpatrick is bothering Betty again.
Full title: Me & Alfred Roanoke: The ONLY Officially Licensed 2-Player RPG™
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